D. Vickers Hall on Southeastern’s campus, built in the early 1970s, refuses to upgrade to 21st century modifications. The building is old enough to have a mid-life crisis with all of its problems.
Students cannot receive Wi-Fi signal in majority of the classrooms and the bathrooms’ lighting is equivalent to the lighting seen in a low budget horror film.
Thousands of students walk up the unbearably steep stairs in D. Vickers Hall every week. The communication and foreign language hall has a reputation similar to a mother that spends hundred of dollars on the newest iPhone, but doesn’t understand the apps well enough to do anything on it besides call her friends.
Some students admit to understanding why the Wi-Fi signal is poor on the second and third floors of the building, however, many students express their frustration at the inability to connect to a Wi-Fi signal from their laptops on the first floor.
“I’m a communication major. I should be able to read the news on my laptop before I walk into class,” said Mallorie Sanders, a Southeastern student. Sanders has class in first floor classrooms in D. Vickers every week, but cannot connect to Wi-Fi in any of them.
Students are also upset by the building’s poorly lit bathrooms. On the first floor, the woman’s bathroom ceiling light has a yellow hue that does not flatter anyone’s skin tone. Some students even complain about the stalls being too small and having broken latches.
“I basically have to step in the toilet in order to close the stall door,” said Lily Hamezopoulos, another student who has been in D. Vickers Hall.“And then I have to hold the door closed while I pee because I can’t get the latch to line up,” said Hamezopoulos
Representatives from Southeastern yet to make a comment on the matter.
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